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Feb 12, 2019

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we...
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. -- Will Rogers

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people,...
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. -- The Best of Will Rogers

On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck...
On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's. Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris. "Listen, mister," a policeman said, holding him back,...

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down...
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime.


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