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Feb 21, 2019

If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb...
If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw...
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it. -- William Orton

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a...
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? -- Garrison Keillor


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