Daily Fortunes Feb 4, 2019 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Apr 21, 2019
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Feb 4, 2019

The King and his advisor are overlooking the battle...
The King and his advisor are overlooking the battle field: King: "How goes the battle plan?" Advisor: "See those little black specks running to the right?" K: "Yes." A: "Those are their guys. And all those...

The knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence...
The knowledge that makes us cherish innocence makes innocence unattainable. -- Irving Howe

The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by Joe Kosher and...
The Kosher Dill was invented in 1723 by Joe Kosher and Sam Dill. It is the single most popular pickle variety today, enjoyed throughout the free world by man, woman and child alike. An astounding 350 billion kosher dills are eaten each year, averaging out to almost 1/4...

The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked...
The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light; They'd rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from...

The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson...
The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry. Cuomo is poetry. Dukakis is a word processor. -- Richard M. Nixon, on Meet the Press, April, 1988


Daily Fortunes for Feb 4, 2019
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728
2019201820172016201520142014201420132012
2011201020092008200720062005   
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes