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Mar 2, 2019

Life is like a simile.
Life is like a simile.

Life is like an analogy
Life is like an analogy

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then...
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.

"Life is too important to take seriously." ...
"Life is too important to take seriously." -- Corky Siegel

"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." ...
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"


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