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Mar 28, 2019

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end...
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose...

Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill...
Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby

First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object...
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself. Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down...

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wright

From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I...
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"


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