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Mar 30, 2019

For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of...
For my son, Robert, this is proving to be the high-point of his entire life to date. He has had his pajamas on for two, maybe three days now. He has the sense of joyful independence a 5-year-old child gets when he suddenly realizes that he could be operating an acetylene...

For perfect happiness, remember two things: (1)...
For perfect happiness, remember two things: (1) Be content with what you've got. (2) Be sure you've got plenty.

For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when...
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something. -- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to the U.S.

For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin...
For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.

"For that matter, compare your pocket computer with...
"For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of a thousand years ago. Why not, then, the last step of doing away with computers altogether?" -- Jehan Shuman


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