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Apr 10, 2019

At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how...
At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients. The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months. Go in and tell him." The intern boldly walks into the room, over to the man's bedisde...

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath...
Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.
Better to use medicines at the outset than at the last moment.

Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath...
Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty...

Cure the disease and kill the patient. --...
Cure the disease and kill the patient. -- Francis Bacon


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