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Apr 12, 2019

The best case: Get salary from America, build a house...
The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England, live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food. Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America, live with a Chinese wife, and...

The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries...
The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries. -- Nora Ephron

The British are coming! The British are coming!
The British are coming! The British are coming!

The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live...
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.


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