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Apr 13, 2019

A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive.

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! ...
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

Abbott's Admonitions: 1: If you have to ask, you're...
Abbott's Admonitions: 1: If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know. 2: If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. -- Charles Abbot, dean, University of Virginia

Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went...
Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.

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