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Apr 22, 2019

If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.

In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble...
In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin in a very familiar pose -- arms raised above him, leading the country to revolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it from behind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing...

In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette...
In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.

In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in...
In a whiskey it's age, in a cigarette it's taste and in a sports car it's impossible.


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