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Apr 28, 2019

It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes...
It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.

Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.

Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows...
Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete boot procedure.

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't...
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for 2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been...
Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been running for 2 days without crashing!


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