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May 11, 2019

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't...
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog...
I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat with a thyroid problem.

If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in...
If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon...
If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers...

If you are a police dog, where's your badge? --...
If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.


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