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May 17, 2019

A young married couple had their first child. Their...
A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech. They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail...

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates...
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was,...
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was, that they escaped teething. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how...
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ... -- Gilda Radner

After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward...
After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward patient earnestly thumbing her way through a telephone directory for several minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help. "No, thanks," smiled the young mother,...


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