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May 7, 2019

If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us...
If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. -- Jerry Dreshfield

If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs...
If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?

If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry...
If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry. -- Chinese proverb

If he had only learnt a little less, how infinitely better...
If he had only learnt a little less, how infinitely better he might have taught much more!


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