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Jul 12, 2019

Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their...
Nirvana? That's the place where the powers that be and their friends hang out. -- Zonker Harris

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Now is the time for all good men to come to. --...
Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly

Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more...
Obviously the subject of death was in the air, but more as something to be avoided than harped upon. Possibly the horror that Zaphod experienced at the prospect of being reunited with his deceased relatives led on to the thought that they might just feel...

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you...
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. -- Larry Gelbart


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