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LAWSUIT: A machine which you go into as a pig and come...
LAWSUIT: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage. -- Ambrose Bierce

Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue...
Lawyer's Rule: When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.

Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. --...
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar. -- S.J. Perelman

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold,...
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!". -- Shakespeare

Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see,...
Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.


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