Daily FortunesJul 20, 2019
LAWSUIT:
A machine which you go into as a pig and come...
LAWSUIT:
A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Lawyer's Rule:
When the law is against you, argue...
Lawyer's Rule:
When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When the facts are against you, argue the law.
When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
--...
Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
-- S.J. Perelman
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold,...
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare
Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see,...
Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 20, 2019
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