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Aug 25, 2019

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when...
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs...
The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't...
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. -- C. Schulz

There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they...
There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.

There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.


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