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Sep 3, 2019

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A reader reports that when the patient died,...
A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill his wellness potential." Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the *American Journal of Family...

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking...
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word...
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. -- Burt Bacharach

A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.


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