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Jan 4, 2020

The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to...
The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue.

The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball...
The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.

The only thing better than love is milk.
The only thing better than love is milk.

The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that...
The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose", which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food...

The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces...
The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse. Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'. Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..." Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted...


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