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Jan 5, 2020

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing...
Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing...
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. [Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]

Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.


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