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Jan 6, 2020

... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked...
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. -- Mark Twain

"... After all, all he did was string together a lot...
"... After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations." -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare

"... all the modern inconveniences ..." ...
"... all the modern inconveniences ..." -- Mark Twain

"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often...
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar." -- Mark Twain

... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.


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