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cabbage, n: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about...
cabbage, n: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -- Ambrose Bierce

Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of...
Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there.

Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read...
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be...
California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. -- Fred Allen

Californians are a strange people. They'll put every chemical...
Californians are a strange people. They'll put every chemical known to God and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your coffee.


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