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Oct 16, 2020

In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to,...
In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of the revelers. Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet conversation, said, "I'm afraid you and...

Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very...
Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same token it is the shortest detour to marriage. -- Wilson Mizner

Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?
Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from...
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? -- Ralph Emerson

Isn't it ironic that many men spend a great part of their...
Isn't it ironic that many men spend a great part of their lives avoiding marriage while single-mindedly pursuing those things that would make them better prospects?


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