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manic-depressive, adj.: Easy glum, easy glow.
manic-depressive, adj.: Easy glum, easy glow.

Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming...
Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always...
manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others. -- Ray Simard

Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable...
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

marriage, n.: An old, established institution, entered...
marriage, n.: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing that love. In short, committment to an institution.


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