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Oct 21, 2020

Last year we drove across the country... We switched on...
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving... every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip. I don't remember what it was. -- Steven Wright

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

Life is wasted on the living. -- The Restaurant...
Life is wasted on the living. -- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.

Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions...
Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things. Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death? A -- Definitely. I speak from personal experience here. On New Year's Eve, 1970, I drank a full...

Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling...
Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good joke is. Man 2: OK, what is the most impo -- Man 1: TIMING!


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