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Oct 23, 2020

Here there be tygers.
Here there be tygers.

"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow...
"His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside. Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..."

Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk...
Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma...
Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck


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