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Oct 25, 2020

QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over,...
QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off."

QOTD: "I treat her like a throughbred, and she's...
QOTD: "I treat her like a throughbred, and she's STILL a nag!"

QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn...
QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."

QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged...
QOTD: "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."

QOTD: "I used to be lost in the shuffle, now...
QOTD: "I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost."


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