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Oct 5, 2020

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."


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