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Oct 7, 2020

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent...
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardin

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept...
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today,...
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers. Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to...

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type...
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte...
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.


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