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Oct 9, 2020

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese,...
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Senator Hubert Humphrey

My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from...
My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs,...

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there...
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes...
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. -- Stephen Wright

My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes...
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, always, he was right.


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