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Dec 31, 2020

17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from...
17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is noncancellable. -- Esquire, May 1977

186,282 miles per second: It isn't just a good idea,...
186,282 miles per second: It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!

18th Rule of Friendship: A friend will let you hold...
18th Rule of Friendship: A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof to install your new aerial, which is the biggest son-of-a-bitch you ever saw. -- Esquire, May 1977

2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S...
2180, U.S. History question: What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what office did he later hold?

3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune:...
3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

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