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Mar 16, 2020

No matter what other nations may say about the United...
No matter what other nations may say about the United States, immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery.

"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in...
"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ..." -- "The Begatting of a President"

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this is goodbye. We're...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. --...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph

One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never...
One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger. This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really. If one passenger were to give a seat to someone who fainted in the aisle, say, the others on the bus would become...


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