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Mar 29, 2020

Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices...
Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts. During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon...

People of all sorts of genders are reporting great...
People of all sorts of genders are reporting great difficulty, these days, in selecting the proper words to refer to those of the female persuasion. "Lady," "woman," and "girl" are all perfectly good words, but misapplying them...

"Perhaps he is not honest," Mr. Frostee said...
"Perhaps he is not honest," Mr. Frostee said inside Cobb's head, sounding a bit worried. "Of course he isn't," Cobb answered. "What we have to look out for is him calling the cops anyway, or trying to blackmail us for more...

Phases of a Project: (1) Exultation. (2) ...
Phases of a Project: (1) Exultation. (2) Disenchantment. (3) Confusion. (4) Search for the Guilty. (5) Punishment for the Innocent. (6) Distinction for the Uninvolved.

Price Wang's programmer was coding software...
Price Wang's programmer was coding software. His fingers danced upon the keyboard. The program compiled without an error message, and the program ran like a gentle wind. Excellent!" the Price exclaimed, "Your technique is faultless!" ...


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