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"Plaese porrf raed." -- Prof. Michael...
"Plaese porrf raed." -- Prof. Michael O'Longhlin, S.U.N.Y. Purchase

Practice is the best of all instructors. --...
Practice is the best of all instructors. -- Publilius

Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's...
Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco. It may even be a bad habit, for all I know. -- Prof. J.H. Finley '25

Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's...
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130 midterm. Once again a student did not receive a single point on his exam. Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%.

Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's...
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.


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