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Mar 9, 2020

Three great scientific theories of the structure of...
Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth affirms, with Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether -- whose existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation ...

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so. --...
Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so. -- Ford Prefect

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't...
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.

'Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done,...
'Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done, To write three lines of APL, And make the damn things run.


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