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Apr 21, 2020

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they...
It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.

Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill...
Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"


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