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May 1, 2020

Souffles rise and cream whips only for the family and...
Souffles rise and cream whips only for the family and for guests you didn't really want to invite anyway.

The rotten egg will be the one you break into the cake batter.
The rotten egg will be the one you break into the cake batter.

Any cooking utensil placed in the dishwasher will be needed...
Any cooking utensil placed in the dishwasher will be needed immediately thereafter for something else.

Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will...
Any measuring utensil used for liquid ingredients will be needed immediately thereafter for dry ingredients.

Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion to time...
Time spent consuming a meal is in inverse proportion to time spent preparing it.


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