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May 11, 2020

A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything...
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong-- it merely keeps her from enjoying it.

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without...
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have...
A [golf] ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game. The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there,...

A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted...
A [golf] ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball...

A good man always knows his limitations. --...
A good man always knows his limitations. -- Harry Callahan


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