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May 28, 2020

If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.

If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be...
If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be out of a job. Let's hear it for OSI and X! With those babies in the wings, we can count on being employed until we drop, or get smart and switch to gardening, paper folding, or something. -- C...

If the very old will remember, the very young will listen...
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. -- Chief Dan George

If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will...
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will exceed all expectations. -- Reverend Chichester

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.


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