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May 4, 2020

Peterson's Rules: (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways ...
Peterson's Rules: (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky. (2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one. (3) Things that tick are not always clocks. (4) Suicide only works when...

petribar: Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that...
petribar: Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in the window of a vending machine too long. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Phasers locked on target, Captain.
Phasers locked on target, Captain.

Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next...
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy.

Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates...
Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.


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