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May 8, 2020

Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal...
Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal. -- John Dillinger

Never trust an operating system.
Never trust an operating system.

Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.

Never trust anyone who says money is no object.
Never trust anyone who says money is no object.

Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier...
Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain sex to a virgin. -- Robert Heinlein (Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)


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