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Jun 13, 2020

It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.

It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric...
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.

Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus...
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"


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