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Jun 21, 2020

You know your apartment is small... when you can't know...
You know your apartment is small... when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time. you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window. you have to go outside to change your mind. you can vacuum the entire place using...

You know you're getting old when you're Dad, and you're...
You know you're getting old when you're Dad, and you're measuring your daughter for camp clothes, and there are certain measurements only her mother is allowed to take.

You know you're in a small town when... You don't...
You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going. You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year...

You know you're in trouble when... 1) You wake up face...
You know you're in trouble when... 1) You wake up face down on the pavement. 2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache. 3) You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. 4) Your twin sister...

You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes...
You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. 2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't...


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