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Jun 29, 2020

SNACKTREK: The peculiar habit, when searching for...
SNACKTREK: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

SNAPPY REPARTEE: What you'd say if you had another...
SNAPPY REPARTEE: What you'd say if you had another chance.

Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.
Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear...
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.


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