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"Gort, klaatu nikto barada." -- The Day the Earth...
"Gort, klaatu nikto barada." -- The Day the Earth Stood Still

> From [email protected] Thu Mar 2 13:59:11 1989 >...
> From [email protected] Thu Mar 2 13:59:11 1989 > Subject: Returned mail: unknown mailer error 255 "Dale, your address no longer functions. Can you fix it at your end?" -- Bill Wolfe ([email protected]) "Bill, Your brain no longer...

"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan...
"Don't drop acid, take it pass-fail!" -- Bryan Michael Wendt

"I got a question for ya. Ya got a minute?" --...
"I got a question for ya. Ya got a minute?" -- two programmers passing in the hall

I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay. --...
I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay. -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.


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