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Aug 20, 2020

Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded...
Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history, dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and whomped the club into the sloping forehead of...

Manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always...
Manual, n.: A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need in in the others. -- Ray Simard

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday...
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ... --...

Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable...
Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly...
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire


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