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Aug 23, 2020

When does later become never?
When does later become never?

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last...
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time...
When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abrams

When forecasting, give them a number or give them a date,...
When forecasting, give them a number or give them a date, but never both.

When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend...
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.


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