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Aug 24, 2020

Inside every large program is a small program struggling to...
Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect...
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed...
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.
Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

When your opponent is down, kick him.
When your opponent is down, kick him.


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