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Aug 28, 2020

Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would...
Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you. I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company. -- J. Wellington Wells

Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail...
Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail. -- Germaine Greer

Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).

Order and simplification are the first steps toward mastery of ...
Order and simplification are the first steps toward mastery of a subject -- the actual enemy is the unknown. -- Thomas Mann

OREGON: Eighty billion gallons of water with...
OREGON: Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.


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