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Sep 15, 2020

What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ;...
What's this script do? unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're in a sleeping bag, camping out. (Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)

`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed...
`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".' (By Linus Torvalds)

"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX." (By...
"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX." (By Stephan Zielinski)

"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk...
"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?" Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !! (By [email protected], Felix von Leitner)

Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b...
Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into super-edit-debug-compile mode? (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs.)


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